Shouldn't there be an iPhone app that women can use that will say "yes, that DOES make you look fat"? I mean, for one, it takes the pressure off their dudes in an otherwise no-win situation for them. But it would actually HELP THE WOMEN, as it would be totally honest, therein ensuring they'd be sure to look their best. The woman's happy (after she's changed, of course), and the dude's happy - hell, he can even put on a show of being "furious!" with "that blind gizmo!" Win-win!