We Like, We Like, We Like Ugly Women

A while back I wrote HERE about women having something called body dysmorphic disorder, AND NOW IT TURNS OUT THAT MRS. XMASTIME SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR FUCKING HAS IT:

"I totally have body dysmorphic disorder," she said. "I think most women do.

What? Where the fuck are these women?  Every woman I meet seems to have a VERY high image of herself?  Or is that she thinks she's hideous, but not hideous enough for me? Wtf?  Should I start dating animals?  As I said before, should I hire myself out to make these women feel better about themselves?  Ka-ching!