As you already
couldn't possibly give less of a shit Wendy's is my
favorite fast food burger, and
now they've kicked things up with the oddly unless-you're-turned-on-by-chubby-dead-men
(guilty) named Dave's Hot 'n Juicy Burger. I'm more fucking jazzed about the buns being buttered and grilled than anything else. Much like a girl
drinking the roofie I've slipped into her Zima wearing the right fuck-me shoes, that can take a burger from a 6 to a 9 pretty quick.
Also, sad to see that John Edwards is now a food critic. How the mighty have fallen - wasn't it just yesterday he was
burying that beautiful head of hair next to a fetus running for president? That makes me sad :(
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