Sully du Jour

Andrew Sullivan is moving to a pseudo-payment/indie thing in February, asking subscribers for $19.99/year. For a nickel a day, I can still enjoy the Dish every day as I have for ten years.

The site has already gotten thousands of subscriptions, so obviously this business model has gotten my attention. Starting tomorrow, anyone who subscribes to Xmastime for $19.99 will get:

1. Unlimited access to Xmastime
2. Xmastime will call you up and read all new posts in real time.
3. You can write the damn posts if you want. I mean for $19.99, what the hell do I care?
4. All the toast you can eat
5. A new roommate (Xmastime)
6. 24/7 of Xmastime bitching "why the hell am I not putting up numbers like that goddam socialist Andrew Sullivan?!?!?!"
7. Whatever the hell you want OHMYGOD WILL ONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS PLEASE PAY ME FOR THIS HORSESHIT!?!?!?!?!?!!?
8. I will read aloud one post a day of your choosing in French, therein letting you watch me massacre the  English  French language
9. Deez nuts
10. One nude pic of me once a day.  Okay, once a week.  You people have been through enough.
11. My high school letter jacket. Well, if you can pry it from my hs girlfriend's cold, dead  heart  hands. (jk, she's not dead, no matter how many times she tries to tell me via her "lawyer")

Sign up today!!!!  And thank you!