The site has already gotten thousands of subscriptions, so obviously this business model has gotten my attention. Starting tomorrow, anyone who subscribes to Xmastime for $19.99 will get:
1. Unlimited access to Xmastime
2. Xmastime will call you up and read all new posts in real time.
3. You can write the damn posts if you want. I mean for $19.99, what the hell do I care?
4. All the toast you can eat
5. A new roommate (Xmastime)
6. 24/7 of Xmastime bitching "why the hell am I not putting up numbers like that goddam socialist Andrew Sullivan?!?!?!"
7. Whatever the hell you want OHMYGOD WILL ONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS PLEASE PAY ME FOR THIS HORSESHIT!?!?!?!?!?!!?
8. I will read aloud one post a day of your choosing in French, therein letting you watch me massacre the
9. Deez nuts
10. One nude pic of me once a day. Okay, once a week. You people have been through enough.
11. My high school letter jacket. Well, if you can pry it from my hs girlfriend's cold, dead
Sign up today!!!! And thank you!