Almquist also told ABC that Decker had been complaining for weeks that her son was unable to sleep during nap time, and had requested that Almquist buy a weighted blanket to help keep him down.What the fuck is this? I mean, I LITERALLY feel like there's no blanket in the world that is heavy enough to keep me down.
Sigh. America. What's happening? Whatever happened to the good 'ol days when neighbors could duct tape a little boy's mouth together without getting in trouble? This makes me sad. See: :(