“You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes.”Larry on the trauma of having Seinfeld picked up.
"Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough."
"I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it's hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood."
"I'm not a person who embraces challenges. I run from challenges. I break world records running from challenges."
"I don't like talking to... to people I KNOW, but strangers, I have no problem with."