Because Baseball Makes No Goddam Sense

All season long, the Yankees offense has been beyond anemic, while its pitching, despite losing 80% of its starting rotation, has been fantastic and by far the only reason they're within sniffing distance of even dreaming about returning to the playoffs. And now that it looks like the offense is ready to make a bit of a surge lately and come to life, the pitching will completely fall aprt. I guarantee it.