Du Jour du Jour

This story from Op on whom was surely the Matthew Barber of his class made my day.

i told Luke about the time my music teacher pulled out his clarinet on the first day and said I can make it laugh [makes it laugh] and I can make it cry [makes it cry] and how the kid behind me said Can you make it shut up? the point being, i said to Luke, that kid wasnt long for the school but that crazy motherfucker lives forever in my heart.