Tuesday, March 17, 2015

Happy St. Patrick's Day

A bottle of Guinness was split on the floor
When the pub was shut for the night
Out crept a mouse from his little hole
And sat in the pale moonlight

He lapped at the frothy brew
Then back on his haunches he sat
And all night you could hear him roar
"Bring on the fucking cat!"

1 comment:

Kleingärtner said...

This is a rat, Rats!