I Thought I Was a Fuckboy

But a fuckboy does these things, of which I do exactly none.

A fuckboy…
– Likes your Instagram but doesn’t text you back
– Thinks stoplights are a great place to talk to women
– Has at least two mirror pictures on social media
– Posts memes on Instagram
– Uses Snapchat as his preferred method of communication
– Says things like, “The problem with feminism is…”

Dammit.