Tuesday, July 11, 2017

Wtf du Jour

1. Got a message from Uber my next 10 rides are 1/2 price.
2. Woke up and realized I had an extra $100 in my bank account
3. Just reached into the pockets of a pair of jeans I haven't worn in a while and discovered $10

In other words, the odds of my getting hit by a bus today are astronomical.

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