tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15479422.post7119586666519850436..comments2024-01-30T17:05:16.978-05:00Comments on XMASTIME: Longtime Xmastime Classixxx That Mentions Derek JeterXmastimehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15544674192781787193noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15479422.post-69316930002317687122014-06-26T22:18:44.566-04:002014-06-26T22:18:44.566-04:00What? You sir, are not an old man. You are in your...What? You sir, are not an old man. You are in your prime. You have a great personality. you are handsome and healthy, you can walk, talk, you are funny, you work, dress well, have good hygiene, you have good taste in food, sort of, you are eligible to HAVE a girlfriend. Go on Eharmony.com. Meet a coffee shop. NO alcohol. Just be sweet, clean and respectful Ask her about herself. If she likes baseball, arrange to take her to a minor league ball game. Be aware of her comfort. Remind her to bring a jacket and offer to walk on the outside of the street and open doors and be polite. And clean. Ask her out regularly and don't let her spend her money until it's well understood that she is your girlfriend. Never let her pay unless she INSISTS. THEN she will be your gf. Give her some space between dates but let her know you enjoy her company. Laugh at her stupid jokes. And be nice to her mother. But not overly nice. And don't try anything with her or you will ruin the whole thing. THEN you will have a gf. If it doesn't work with that one, then try again. Same MO. Make sure she is just as nice to you. Godpseed. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com