My Life. This is What It's Come To.

SETTING
Kitchen table. Xmastime, 4 year-old girl, 7 year-old boy.

4 YEAR-OLD GIRL: (to Xmastime) why don't you get a job so you can make money?
XMASTIME: Well, I -
7 YEAR-OLD BOY: (very concerned, touches Xmastime's elbow with hand) you should set a personal goal, like saving $11,000.

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