Tuesday, January 27, 2026
15 Years Ago Today on Xmastime
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I dropped this truth bomb about corporations & billionaires that's unfortunately even more relevant today: My problem is their bitc...
Current Events
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Just putting this right here for right now: The only delicious irony will be after years & years of these motherfuckers crying & squ...
Housekeeping
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You superfans may have a noticed a marked slowdown in my posting output over the last few weeks. I’ve long realized that anytime a melanchol...
Thoughts That Would Wake Me From a Deep Sleep, I
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What if it turns out I'd actually love wearing a vest?
The One Thing I Know for Sure About Women
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When I saw this pop up the first thing I thought was gee, I wonder how long we'll hafta sift throughout the comments to see the word ...
Me, at a Sink with an Automatic Soap Dispenser
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“I'm just a guy, standing in front of an automatic soap dispenser, asking it to please hit my fucking hand more than once every five fuc...
Also, Death & Taxes 🤣🤣🤣❤️
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Hypocrites & Bullshit
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HOW 2ND AMENDMENT EVANGELISTS IMAGINE THEMSELVES SHOULD THEY EVER NEED TO RISE UP AGAINST THE TYRANNY OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT: 2ND AMENDME...
Monday, January 26, 2026
State du Moi About 4 Times a Day in the Bathroom at My Office
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"I'm just a guy, standing in front of an automatic soap dispenser, asking it to hit my hand with soap more than once every 5 times ...
Brilliant du Jour
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I'm not as much of a Back in MY day!" guy as you'd probably expect but "like the NBA draft" hit home in a specific wa...
Oh Cool, Already Found My Halloween Costume for This Year
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HARDCORE 2ND AMENDMENT EVANGELIST
Sunday, January 25, 2026
Current Events
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Nobody’s ever done more to expose the NRA’s bullshit than Trump, and there’s no close second place.
Saturday, January 24, 2026
❤️ MPLS (Again 😡)
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Who Are You Gonna Kill When They Come to Kill You?
Xmastime Has Some Advice for the ICE Protesters in Minneapolis
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If I was in charge of the ICE protesters in Minneapolis I’d remind them it’s January in Minneapolis and I would just tell everybody to spray...
Friday, January 23, 2026
Happy Friday
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The New Taylor Swift Album's Incredible
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Thursday, January 22, 2026
Xmastime So Sayeth, So Sayeth Xmastime
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Just about 99% of podcasts are terrible but from what I've noticed so far just about 100% of podcast parodies are fucking hilarious. ...
Wednesday, January 21, 2026
A Few of the Greatest ONLY FOOLS AND HORSES Scenes Throughout the Series, not Counting the Chandelier or Batman & Robin or Bar Fall Scenes
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There Is a Rhino Loose in the City Del Boy at his best mix of the hustle & the hilarious, plus everything Uncle Albert says is hysterica...
XMASTIME 20 Years Ago Today
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One of my all-time Xmastime favorites of all time, from THINGS ARE GOOD, PART VI: “That’s right, $10 for me, or $25 for all three of us. No ...
In America.
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Trump's so horrific I catch myself empathetically smiling at white people.
Minneapolis 🤯🤯🤯🤯 du Jour
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I've been reading Trouble Boys since it came out 10 years ago (my probably brilliant review HERE ) , and here’s something about how Sli...
You Know It (Doesn't) Make Sense, Bruv
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Speaking of possible American remakes of Only Fools and Horses , as I just was thank you very munch, I never believed one day I'd be abl...
🤯🤯🤯 du Jour
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I asked my new bff ChatGPT about any American attempts at making Only Fools and Horses (I'd long heard about Steve Carrell trying to d...
Questions About EXTRAS. I Have Them.
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As you superfans well know thank you very munch I've LOVE LOVE LOVED Extras since I first started blathering away about it back 2007 a...
Questions. I Have Them.
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Ummmmmmmmm.....dafuck is up with john Mulaney and monkeys?????? 🤔🤷♂️ 🤣🤣🤣🤣 (Also, as I've declared before his Bubbles Jackson thin...
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