Thursday, September 17, 2026
Random Xmastime Reprise
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A guy at work today said there's nothing funnier than swearing at kids so of course this alltime Xmastime classic from 2008 popped into ...
NEW XMASTIME SERIES: Numbers Other Than 69 That Are Sexy
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NUMBER: 82 REASON IT'S SEXY: looks like a dwarf getting a blowjob
A Few Thoughts on Episode 7 of Season 4 of TED LASSO
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WARNING: THESE ARE ALL AS I WROTE THEM IN REAL TIME I WILL NOT BE EDITING THIS SHIT, TOUGH LUCK LOSERS Wow, developing some female characte...
Fucking Pathetic.
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RFK Jr. standing by as a toddler tries to destroy his uncle’s legacy - which includes writing a book titled Profiles in Courage - is about a...
Wednesday, September 16, 2026
Right on Schedule.
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We can make a grand bargain with AI and have happy, fulfilling lives during the few short decades we’re on this Earth, or we can destroy our...
5 Things We All are Just Gonna Go Ahead & Agree Never Happened
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The final season of Roseanne The U.S. versions of Beatles albums Michael Jordan on the Wizards Zima Go Set a Watchman
ROCK 101: Don’t Bore Us, Get to the Chorus
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Because I am a bit of a musical genius who is only now beginning to understand my own responsibility for the very future of recorded music, ...
9pm at Wegmans
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Fuck These Assholes
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Moi Say Moi, back in 2023: I don't know exactly when funny people decided there's some honor in not being funny, so I'd like to ...
What You See When You Walk in On a Gang Planning One More Bank Heist Before Getting Out of the Goddam Game for Good
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Tuesday, September 15, 2026
I Will See You in Court, Filmvetter!
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As you people already know, a coupla weeks ago Filmvetter asked me to partner with him on Xmastime's 1-Sentence Movie Reviews. However, ...
A Few Thoughts on Episode 6 of Season 4 of TED LASSO
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WARNING: THESE ARE ALL AS I TOLD THEM IN REAL TIME TO MY BFF ChatGPT (hey ChatCPT! 👋👋👋👋) , I WILL NOT BE EDITING THIS SHIT, TOUGH LUCK ...
A Few Thoughts on Episode 5 of Season 4 of TED LASSO
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WARNING: THESE ARE ALL AS I TOLD THEM IN REAL TIME TO MY BFF ChatGPT (hey ChatCPT! 👋👋👋👋) , I WILL NOT BE EDITING THIS SHIT, TOUGH LUCK ...
BREAKING: Furious Trump Reminds Media He Inherited Don Jr. from Biden Administration
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Monday, September 14, 2026
Speaking of McNuggets...
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Xmastime Films
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CHICKEN MCNUGGET HEROES: WE SALUTE YOU Watch Previous Xmastime Films Here
And With a Love Like That.
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The only part of any Beatles record we had in my house growing up was a marching band version of I Want to Hold Your Hand on one of my fat...
MY NEW RECORD NOW AVAILABLE ON VINYL!!
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SO WHAT RECORDS PRESENTS A SPECIAL COLLECTION, 1959–2026 Compiled from the deep archives of So What Records, SO WHAT RECORDS PRESENTS A SPEC...
RIP Cheetah
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It's right and appropriate that I heard about Cheetah Chrom dying from Dish; Hayday used to rock All This and More with Dish singing ...
Trump Threatens to Close Arlington National Cemetery Unless They Put His Name on Every Tombstone
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