The "former" is depressing in that it connotes the idea that REM could possibly be a thing without him; any REM fan would go absol...

 Moi Say Moi back in 2011: People need to stop giving Trump shit about his hair. After all, we've seen it before, and we didn't see...

Ye olde schooner XMASTIME 10 years ago today: Of all the kazillion things from Amazon someone could've stolen from my front door over a...

...I don't know much, I am not a smart man, but one thing I do know for damn sure is that the number of people who have tried these godd...

At Wegmans with Heroin blasting through my skull waiting for a price check on my Regenerist micro-sculpting moisturizer like a goddam real-...

The Dark Knights of the Night out on patrol!! 🤗😜🤣🐶 #paddymac #scooter

Really, really fantastic snack-sized sit-down in 2008 with Conan's explicit/insightful thoughts on what he thinks is funny. 🤗🤣❤️🕺

I mentioned the whole Trump-running-for-a-3rd-time thing earlier ; one of the possible scenarios being bandied about is one in which JD Van...

..13 years later Rick Pitino really coulda used the stone-cold genius of Al McGuire. 🤗🕺🏀 

On the Metro when I saw this I was THIS close to pulling the emergency stop cord (or push the emergency cord button, whatever you hafta do) ...

Tho to be fair it'd be funnier if "all" was underlined instead of "toes".

That's incredible, I've drunk my share of Coca Colas in my life & I can't recall any one of them no matter how hard I try. ...

Lotta talk going around about Trump musing on figuring out how to have a 3rd term as president, which I think is silly since if he decides h...

A band who only writes songs with the chords in alphabetical order. LOOKING FOR INVESTORS EVERYBODY!!

After a meeting today I commented to a colleague "we were like Lennon & McCartney in there" to which he asked "which one...

"Why cut when you can copy? Why copy when you can cut? Remember: it's all part of the same paste." 🤔🤯🕺

Trump is the screeching toddler we brought to the busy restaurant & America is the iPad we're frantically giving him hoping it will ...

I mean what the hell level of unpopular were you if you were a pharaoh & still nobody knew who the fuck you were? 🤔🤷‍♂️

I mean everybody was asking if Paul was dead but nobody was asking why the hell Keith Richards was on the back cover of Revolver ? 🤔🤷‍♂️