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I think in the very back recesses of my ragged old brain I may have once known the fact that the Titanic was built in Ireland, but I never m...

via Redemption Song: The Definitive Biography of Joe Strummer   

...you've duct-taped a remote to the back of its tv like you're at Nakatomi Plaza & goddammit that Argyle motherfucker's not...

My "what aisle are these in?" joke to the women pushing a grocery cart with two toddlers in it got exactly (checks notes)(checks n...

My freakish decade-long inability to connect my phone to a speaker via Bluetooth is really starting to take a toll on my self-esteem.

It's always been de rigeur to hate Monopoly and my goddaughter & I seem to be the only people left on Earth who like playin g it so...

Yeah Maybe Sit This One Out, Chewy  

...now here's a hairy motherfucker who doesn't know how to read a goddam room. 😬  

Should-be Hold Steady song lyric: "And she said man every song on Sandinista! is either utterly brilliant or 1-877-Kars-4-Kids, And ...

Father Jack's a much-beloved character & while I get that it works if you're watching the show on the old "drops one episod...

I need someone to put together a great documentary series on Sam Cooke's soaring classic A Change is Gonna Come : 1. the only time he ev...

How has there never been a comedy troupe called National Lampoontang ? 🤔🤷‍♂️

I made a joke to my new BFF ChatGPT (hi ChatGPT 👋👋👋!!!) about The Beatles' upcoming Rubber Soul box set (box set? or boxed set? do...

Capitalism and Christianity are the exact same in that they both teach that if you give everything you have to this one guy then at some poi...

I usually throw my goddaughter under the bus as quickly as possible whenever cornered into admitting to my recent Gilmore Girls addiction, ...

The Manny Tapes My Manny hormones must be flowing; yesterday I was walking down Berry and some woman was holding what looked to be a...