So, while we're talking condiments: Ketchup or mustard?
Mustard. Ketchup tastes saccharine sweet. It's for pantywaist burger-lovers. It's a pantywaist condiment. If you look at the best burgers today, ketchup is banished and mustard is relished.
Sorry, Watty! And apparently some Shake Shack backlash (Shakelash!) has started. Whatevs. Can't think of a better burger I've ever had, nor can I even conceive of one (though it's always fun trying.)
John T. Edge said these things about ketchup on burgers because he is on Xmastime's payroll.
ReplyDeletei'd like to handle that audit ... hiyooo!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteso is it bad that I like ketchup on my scrambled eggs too?
ReplyDeleteYou need to check out the Fatburger in Jersey City. No waiting! Plus, you can play the jukebox for free.
ReplyDeleteNothing wrong with ketchup on scrambled eggs.
can't find a betta burg...
ReplyDelete"You've banished our love into ruins." - Ketchup
ReplyDelete"What's up, Ketchup?"
ReplyDelete"Mootard, Retard."