Playing with the boy earlier, with his collection of toys that all insist on making animal noises, I started thinking "is a frog the only animal whose signature noise (ribbit) is one letter away from being another animal (rabbit)?" Then of course I thought of a dog saying woof is one letter off of wolf, so that's that.
Then I started thinking wouldn't it be funny to have a website where people can send in pictures of themselves pretending to have sex with their pets? Not REALLY having sex, of course. Something like holding the dog's head in your crotch, looking like she's blowing you. Or holding a kitten and pretending you're fucking it from behind. Seriously, cracking me up right now. Dying.
As may have been mentioned before in this very forum, if you can but imagine it, it almost certainly exists. That being said, I just typed in "sex with pets" into the google window and was about to hit the return key when I realized I need to do something useful today. Like jump off the Williamsburg Bridge.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, you took a week off so we could wait for posts like this?
ReplyDeleteGood God, man, you're losing it!
ReplyDeleteand they trust you to rear their child?
ReplyDeleteGet thee to the Geezery!
ReplyDeleteGarbage in, Garbage out.
ReplyDeleteI am taking this as a cry for help. You have been completely corrupted by perversion and now you are creating stuff on your own for entertainment. You NEED to get down on your knees and bag the Lord Jesus to come into your sick mind and soul, honey, and do a thorough cleaning and then get to church and read a bible. Get back to that bible belt. Sheesh. I liked the pandas. Don't you ever corrupt that child. STOP THE INSANITY!
Where is that Marley when you really need him?
ReplyDeletedown on my knees
ReplyDeletewithout sayin pleeez
baggin ya geeez
to quit with the sleeez
in your blog
We just enrolled you in this school. It's gonna hurt us more than it hurts you, but it is for your own good:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMvcd-Pv38Y
or maybe...you never really had any stuffed animals and you are just confusing natural affection for huggy things, with your adult urges...maybe get a nice soft blankee and some stuffed animals and cozy up for a while. sometimes we all need to be kids again in order to mature emotionally....go ahead. Be the baby.
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