Wednesday, June 20, 2007

No Wonder Kids Hate Baseball

Not only is he my most hated ballplayer, but Curt Schilling's blog B L O W S. Fucking christ, EVERY entry an intro paragraph is the same "golly, I was terrible, thanks to my teammates we won..." blah blah. We get it, you're pretending to be modest, move on!!!! Always followed by a 50000 word pitch by pitch analysis. "So then I threw a curveball...then a slider...then a cutter...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz." Hey dipshit, anyone who cares to read this shit SAW THE GAME! We don't need the not-so-instant replay! Almost as bad as during the games you'll sit through a 12-pitch at-bat, only to have the announcers immediately show you every single pitch over again. I JUST SAW IT!!! If you need to stall, scan the fucking crowd for some titties for chrissake. Enough with this horseshit. And I don't wanna see another ballplayer's "musings" unless it's a daily account of the post-game spread. And I don't just mean the legs.

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous4:34 PM

    zzzzzzzz???? i hate sports! gimee something I can understand! Keep yer stats and play by plays .....yeah thats all guy stuff but we, your gentle readers, want that touchy feely ex gf, bloodied up boy knees, and emotional stuff from the pit of your gut. dammit.

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