Step 1: loudly announce to Nestfull of kickball players I'm gonna kick all their asses.
Step 2: explain why.
Step 3: try to remember who I was talking to.
Step 4: remember, restate my intentions.
Step 5: get talked down by some chick.
Step 6: after a container, remember I'm supposed to be kicking everybody's ass.
Step 7: realize I need to run home to get more money so I can drink more. Put ass kickings on pause.
Step 8: get money. on way back, get distracted at the Charleston by pizza.
Step 9: remember I'm supposed to be mauling a group of mfs, head back to Nest.
Step 10: guzzle 3 more containers, try to remember who I had called out
Step 11: decide to call everybody out, get up.
Step 12: got talked down by some chick.
sigh. another Sunday. Christ.
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ReplyDeleteKickball players?
ReplyDeleteYou need a new bar.
Instead of kicking their asses, why not just make them wish that they were dead? That's the XMASTIME that I have grown to love. If I wanted brutality, I'd read Demi Willis' blog.
ReplyDeleteWhat are we going to do with you?
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