Dull MF

How much more boring is Obama gonna fucking get over the next 3 1/2 years? Jesus christ; 4 days to surgically execute a maritime operation wherein you save the hostage's life and regain the ship? FOUR DAYS???!!?! For fuck's sake; 5 minutes after hearing the news, Dubya woulda been in his Johnny Pirate costume, swinging from a chandelier in the White House demanding "We're gonna invade Piratestan!!!!!"

Seriously, PIRATES, and Obama can't get whipped into a frenzy about it? Really? What if a bunch of tie fighters come in from the Death Star shooting at us? Will he put us to sleep then too? Grr.