I can't say Lady Gaga's insanely catchy
POKER FACE is my favorite ever song about cards; but then I can't say I'd like to set my dick on fire and cram it up Kenny Rogers' ass while carving
WILL FUCK FOR CRACKERS into his back with a butterknife. I mean, look at this absolute whore here. Fucking awesome.
Of course, maybe she's really just a good girl who's awesome at marketing and a few years ago did some research and concluded that what the pop music world needed was a young girl who dresses and acts like complete trash that's trying to break the record for "whore"? Cap doffed, clever little girl. Harvard beckons!
I've never seen her look even remotely good until now. Probably still talentless, but not bad. Thanks.
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