The correct answer is, of course, who gives a shit? It's a big, stupid summer blockbuster film, of COURSE they're gonna have hyper-white, buffed up Jake whatshisface preening around on-screen for two hours. Swarthy, sinister-looking Middle Eastern brown guys do not sell Happy Meals at McDonald's. If you go see one of these big dumb movies then you're a fucking retard, so don't pretend to give a shit whether or not Hollywood even pretends to get it right. Hell, I'm just surprised they haven't figured out a way to tie this piece of shit in with that steaming pile of Sex and the City nonsense, where the NYC walking poodle sluts are traipsing around in the desert, by having Jake run into Samantha the Fucking Whore and she blows him and his camel or some shit.
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