You Asked for It, You Got It.

The Girlfriends of George Costanza, Seasons 1-5.

None of whom, in real life, would have anything to do with a short, balding unemployed man who lives with his parents, of course.

My slice was always the girl he banged who ended up banging Chandler Bing.  I'd bang her ahead of Rachel, Monica or the weird one, even with that crazy laugh.

Nom nom nom!