Speaking of The Bronx Zoo

Some nuggets from my trip there in July 2009:

My Life by the Numbers

I live with two guys whose collective age is 106. Today I spent 4 hours at the Bronx Zoo with seven people whose collective age is 13.

This Is What the Bronx Zoo is Teaching Your Children

"Oh look, here's a coupla gazelles, looking to hang out together and have some fun! Hi guys!!"


"No no, wait - they're fucking."