One of my favorite things about being an American is that I have entire
oceans to the left and right of me, Canada to the North of me, and what
equals the entrance of a Wal-Mart to the south of me. This gives me
lots of balls to talk about what a bad-ass I am, despite the fact that
in almost 250 years, a single attack has made me completely shit myself
with fear and made me undermine whatever was best about me as a
country. Wow! I'm awesome!
At least I'm not those sissies in France, who by geography are actually
threatened by what we pretend to give a shit about. Gosh, they must be
pussies, right? How socialist, to actually be affected by what we've
decided to be complete fucking pussies about! Les nuits, indeed,
fairies! - XMASTIME
The shit might be happening. Will be interested to see how the French deal with it - I can only imaging it's better than our own shrieking "Eeek! A mouse walked into the room!!" like little schoolgirls modus operandi.
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