Wednesday, July 03, 2019

Trump du Jour

Of course the odds of Trump turning his "Salute to America" into a MAGA rally ar exactly 100%, even though it's illegal:
While the president himself is not bound by the act, the July 4 event turns into a taxpayer-funded Trump campaign rally if any of the following happens: • Trump uses one of his campaign slogans: “Make America Great Again” or “Keep America Great.”
• Trump mentions the election, his reelection, or a desire to stay in office.
• Trump mentions election polling, his approval rating, or his fundraising efforts.
• Trump mentions a candidate vying for a rival party’s nomination for president.
• Trump mentions his political party or a rival political party.
He is literally incapable of talking about anything else. This is like putting Kanye in front of thousands of people and telling him he can say anything he wants as long as he doesn't call himself a genius. This is illegal, people will pretend to be "concerned", but of course we'll all just shrug and let the Toddler-in-Chief get what he wants so he doesn't throw a tantrum.

Awesome.

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