We Are Living in Exciting Times

I wanna break the record for most pieces of macaroni and cheese stuck on a fork at one time. After all, don't we need heroes now more than ever?  - XMASTIME

Two days ago HERE I mentioned Popeyes (surprisingly) getting into the mac & cheese game. And now we see Long John Silvers is dipping their beaks back into the game.

I love Popeye's. I love Long John Silvers. I love macaroni and cheese. And I have exactly zero desire to eat any of this shit. But boy oh boy, let the Macaroni & Cheese Wars rage on, gentlemen!