INT. LAWYER'S OFFICE - DAYTIME
LAWYER sits at desk; the room is absolutely stuffed with people eagerly listening to what he/she's about to say.
MARCUS goes up to the desk and takes check from LAWYER as everybody else is incredulous, walks out of room.
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LAWYER sits at desk; the room is absolutely stuffed with people eagerly listening to what he/she's about to say.
LAWYER
...and so I, of sound state of mind according to the laws of the great state of Idaho, do hereby leave my entire $35 billion estate to MARCUS, my niece's husband, because at least this motherfucker called me on my birthday more than once every other decade or two.
MARCUS goes up to the desk and takes check from LAWYER as everybody else is incredulous, walks out of room.
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