Monday, March 23, 2026

CURRENT EVENTS: Let's Make a Deal

Someone needs to lightly tap Trump's head because he's become a record that won't stop skipping with the whole "we can't have men playing women's sports!" thing, so in the spirit of bipartisanship I will present the following:

If I promise to never tape my penis between my legs so I can play junior varsity girls volleyball can Trump promise to get rid of ICE in the streets?

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