Oh, camon. This county apparently is threatening to take away this kid for being a 245-lb 7 year old. What the fuck - how come anytime someone in one of these backwater towns grows an 80-lb watermelon or pumpkin they win a prize at the county fair and their picture in the paper? You can't let this kid's mom get some fucking glory?!?!? A moment in the sun? Oh nooo, only if he's a gourd! A ball of yarn!! I'm calling "bullshit!" Let him eat!!! Camon, let's see how big he can get. You get one shot in this life, don't take away this fat bastard's!
Hypocrites.
if only he was edible...
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