Can't stop thinking bout this girl I met last night...smoking hot, vivacious, horse teeth. Then this morning I turn on "ER" and am reminded I have a man-crush on Ewan McGregor. sigh. Life: a conundrum. Wrapped in a riddle. Tucked in Jennifer Tilly's bossoms.
Dude - you possess 19 of the 22 characteristics I hate in a man. I'm surprised we've never met/dated. Indeed, life is a puzzle.
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