Yahoo! Must Die

I’ve just about had it with fucking Yahoo. I’m sorry, I mean Yahoo! For years now I’ve been doing a slow burn thanks to their fucking mail. Instead of a simple one click, it takes like 50 fucking windows to actually get to your mail. After filling in your name/password for the 90000th time in this life, you go to “My Mail.” After clicking, does it go to my mail? Of course not, now I get to look at another page and then have to click on “Check mail.” Cause I guess when I had clicked “My mail” before, I really wasn’t interested in actually seeing, you know...my mail. So now it’s another page, as if it’s fucking saying “seriously, you sure you wanna check your mail? I dunnooooo.........” For fuck’s sake, after popping in my name/password can I fucking get onto the first of my many, MANY emails that promise me a new mortgage while fucking teenage barn animals who enlarge my dick? Please? All these windows to get to my inbox; 3 fucking superfluous clicks to check my mail. Hell, with only two clicks I can have a Portugese teen show up at my place for a lil “fucky-fucky.” The two clicks being, of course, me un-handcuffing her from the radiator under my bed. Hey, FUCK peninsulas!!

And now I’ve playing online Chess thru Yahoo and it’s the same shit. Click and start playing? Nah. Click “game.” Then “board game.” Then “chess.” Then “play now?” then “click here to continue!” then "boy, don't Asians have tiny dicks!" to “play now!” then it’s another 5 fucking clicks to find a fucking opponent not named shungholovespussy_1988. Fucking maddening.