Today's Metro Post

I don't spend a lot of time thinking about interior design. Shocker, I know. But I have (and the Barber too!) decided my tastes pretty much go perfectly with how the first astronauts homes woulda looked like. Wood paneling. Thick, shaggy carpet. Big patio with Hibachi and astroturf. More woodpaneling. Smoke from a pipe, tv/radio thing that takes up the room. Some sort of step in the living room, a landing that goes up to the bar. Maybe Neil Simon should design my house. And if all this was in a basement, I'd be even happier. And the outside has to be brick.