4) Sometimes I wonder if I use things 100% wrong, the complete opposite of the way every other person does it. What if I stand in the shower wrong? For all I know everyone else stands sideways, or on one foot. Maybe the inventor of the toilet is looking down on me, horrified that I’m somehow not doing it correctly. Although I guess my college girlfriend would’ve told me; god knows she’d follow me in the can every time I had to release a small child. Wanna chat, have a big talk all of a sudden. “For fuck’s sake” I’d yell at her, “get out; I don’t even wanna be here for this!!!” Fucking hell. - XMASTIMEI think that if the opportunity ever arose, I'd make a great husband. I actually wouldn't mind being married right now. But I have no desire to shit with the door open, which, from my understanding, is what marriage is all about.
Oh no it's not about toileting in front of each other. Unless it was absolutely necessary, I would AVOID that visual at all costs... For sanctity's sake. Just to be safe, it would be best to make a rule whereby anyone using the restroom makes every effort to ensure the door is shut and locked, especially while the toilet is in use. Never share a home without two well ventilated bathrooms.
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