Whitey Knows Best

Michele Bachmann as usual makes complete sense by signing onto a pledge that includes the truth: black people would be far better off if white people enslaved them again:

...a child born in to slavery in 1860 was more likely to be raised by his mother and father in a two-parent household than was an African- American baby born after the election of the USA's first African-American President.

How can we stand by and let black people continue to harm themselves?  Since January 20, 2009 black men have been fleeing from their families, robbing their children of growing up in a two-parent household, like every single white family does.  If they simply let us own them again, why on Earth would he run away?  He'd have food, he'd be working, and he wouldn't want to leave anyway since  he'd be  horse-whipped within an inch of his life  reminded how awesome it is to live  like a chained animal without any basic rights or freedoms  under the wise and compassionate guidance of white people.

Camon, everyone. Do the right thing.  It's a shame only Michele Bachmann has the heart to understand what's good for black people.