It Was 13 Years Ago Today...

No, that's not Corey.

...that we met Corey, the single greatest grocery bagger of his generation!

The world needs more Coreys. I know the job sucks, most do. But by exerting just a bit of extra effort at the job, Corey's gonna end up buying the whole damn store. I fucking hope so. 

Wold love to know whatever happened to that kid.