"But Xmastime", you say in the voice of Craig “Ironhead” Heyward from those soap commercials (RIP), “didn't you point this same kind of thing out about your high school yearbook back in 2010?"
Sigh. Yes I did, faithful readers, YES I did:
Usually, yearbooks are designed to put a happy face on even the shittiest of sports seasons - football team went 3-7? "Rebuilding - Here We Come Next Year!!!" is an example. Or "Learning Lessons!" You get the idea. Now here are the one-word headlines for each of the three sports I played my junior year of high school:
DISMAL.WTF???? Why not pass out loaded guns so we'd shoot ourselves!?!??
FRUSTRATION.
A STEP BACKWARD.
Select lines:"There were no highlights for the varsity baseball team."
"The varsity boy's basketball team set a school record this year as the first team to go an entire season without winning a game."
"Academic requirements were a problem."
"They started off dismally."
"It was a disastrous season."
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