Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Imus, Ima, Imum

I hate to be a racist here, but is there ANYTHING else the news is talking about other than Imus? We're in a war, the Justice Departments nose is growing by the day and (insert the 119th Xmastime "Nathalie Holloway isn't gonna find herself" joke here.) Every channel. CNN, MSNBC, all Imus. Five hours of Mike and the Mad Dog yesterday, all Imus. On the Today Show Al Roker kept having to pull out his "appropriately solemn" look. fucking christ. I barely squeezed off a round within the first 4 minutes of "Anal Fuckpigz IV", worried that all of a sudden they'd cut to Imus if I didn't issue quickly enough. Enough is enough, we all get it, now get back to pretending to report the news.

There are some people that might be thankful for all this, though.

Pet Food People

Snoop!

Citigroup

Dubya. Just cause. I’m sure he’s massively fucked up SOMEthing today.

Say It Ain’t So, Joe!

The Colonel

PacMan Jones

Roberto Gonzalez

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