Kudos du Jour

Kudos to PANDA HOUSE for giving my beloved egg foo young some real front-row Uber love here!! 🤗🕺❤️

 

This...

...is my newest favorite joke ever. 🤣🤣👏👏

via thejoshmandlshow

Questions. I Have Them.

Has anybody ever wondered what happened at the next-to-the last supper? 🤔🤷‍♂️

On the General Feeling We've All Come To Regarding Halls of Fame in General

I feel like every Hall of Fame was kind of started around the same time & we’ve all simultaneously & suddenly kinda become tired of them all at the same time.

Xmastime Films

VALENTINE'S DAY, WITH XMASTIME

Great, All That's Missing is Urine. #gettheblacklightyall

Current Events

Imagine how much further along with their march to fascism the Trump Regime would be if they didn't have to devote so much time & energy to protecting the largest pedophilia sex trafficking ring in American history. Sad!

A Rollercoaster of Emotions, with Xmastime

At first I was like of eff this fucker, Unplugged had some really amazing moments & was if nothing else REAL music, but then in the end she had me about to run through a damn wall for her so hey. 🤷‍♂️

 

Blown Opportunity Alert

I saw this first one on the left & my eyes lit up but then I saw all the others didn’t start with “when” and now I’m so fucking miffed I can’t line them up to the tune of The Diarrhea Song. 😡😡😡😡

Questions About THE OFFICE. I Have Them.

What’s gonna happen when Michael Scott sees the documentary & realizes everyone he's always thought of as family has always hated him? 🤔🤷‍♂️

 

Gavin Manning Clinton

This article asks the question IS GAVIN NEWSOM PEAKING TOO SOON? and I’m not even gonna bother reading this article since I know the answer is most likely YES Gavin Newsom has peaked ay too soon, but the time the election’s here most people will either r be sick of him or assume he’s gonna win so they tune it all out anyway. 

"But Xmastime", you say in the voice of Craig “Ironhead” Heyward from those soap commercials (RIP), “didn’t you say this exact same thing years ago about Hillary Clinton and Peyton Manning?”over a dozen years ago?"

Sigh. Yes I did, faithful readers, YES I did:

Hillary won't get elected for many reasons, but it's just occurred to me that she is the 1997 Peyton Manning of the race. Remember Peyton back then? As soon as the 1996 Hesiman winner was announced, everybody in the free world said well, next year Peyton will run away with it. A no-brainer. The months went on and on and all anybody talked about was how Peyton was definitely gonna win the award. Then a funny thing happened. People got tired of talking about him being the only choice. Even though he clearly deserved to win it, people simply got tired of talking about him and started looking for reasons to vote for somebody else, anybody else. The average voter thought fuck it, I'm tired of hearing about Peyton - I'll vote for so and so; it's only one vote anyway, Peyton will still win. And ta-da! He didn't win.

Viva Límon!

Curent Events

The casual relationship the Trump administration has with discipline means there's 100% chance there will be massive Epstein File leaks all over Europe & they're gonna run into some pissed off dude who's not gonna give a shit about protecting the tender feelings of the American GOP & its wannabe king and that's when all of the shit will finally come out.

Xmastime Films

XMASTIME'S 1ST CHIP BUTTY 🇬🇧

Goals. I Have Them.

I wanna get into a political discussion with someone who has kids so I can steer them into starting a sentence with “hey look I’ve got kids at home who-” just so I can cut him off with “oh are they yours?”

Not Counting PEANUTS Of Course

Garfield
Bloom County
The Far Side
B.C. / The Wizard of Id


Also, surely there's a documentary out there about how odd/incredible it was that Johnny Hart did B.C. and The Wizard of Id at the same time?

Something You Should Know About Me

I don't spend too much time being nostalgic for the 90s like everyone else seems to be but if people are coming at me then I'm gonna come right back with some Timothy fucking Stack, people.

Xmastime So Sayeth, So Sayeth Xmastime

If I die a fucking second before I'm supposed to I'm gonna be furious, but if I have to I'd want it to be from drowning while saving a dog.

I'll Try to Find You Left of the Dial

Left of the Dial defined Amerindie college rock, one of the most important music scenes of my lifetime, and the guitar riff sliding back in after the break is probably my favorite Paul Westerberg moment of all time.

RIP Lynn Bakey

The great Lynn Blakey has passed. A North Carolina-based musician, Lynn played with Let's Active, Oh-OK, & Tres Chicas & inspired one of the greatest songs of all time, The Replacements' "Left of the Dial."

 

 

Call Me Crazy but du Jour

Call me crazy but I love all the Affleck Dunkin shit. 🤗🤣🕺🍩🍩🍩🍩