Boomers Suck, Vol. LCVI

I've bitched about the Boomers being the worst generation in modern history for years & years now but I think kookyfook sums it all up very nicely here.

XMASTIME FILMS

HISTORY'S GREATEST "WHAT IFS?" WITH XMASTIME: How Could the 1980 U.S. Olympic Hockey Team's Historic Gold Medal Run Have Very Easily Gone Very, Very Differently?

Watch Previous Xmastime Films Here

Life. It's Really Happening, Isn't It?

The other day somebody used the word "nonchalant" & I thought they said "Don Chalant" and I didn't hear a word they said after that because now I can't stop thinking there's no way there shouldn't be a supercool suave supersecret spy named "Don Chalant" (cool fedora included).

Xmastime Provides

An update to the age-old "bros before hos":

WANKS BEFORE SKANKS

Happy Bastille Day! 🤗🤗🕺🕺🇫🇷 🥐🇬🇧

HAPPY GRIZZADAY!

GrizzaDay (n) - July 13, the day between Mamalizza and Xmastime's birfdays. Also: an excuse to eat a whole ice cream cake guilt-free.

The inaugural in 2008!

The sequel in 2010!

Xmastime Quote du Jour

“The mass of men lead lives of being terrible at telling a goddam story.” - Xmastime

Why so Sad?

Another Country Western Song Title in Search of a Song

When She Stopped Putting the Laundry On the Ping-Pong Table I Knew I’d Lost Her Forever 

SEE PREVIOUS SONGS HERE

Great Godfather/Goddaughter Moments, with Xmastime

July 25, 2015 🤗❤️

 

UPDATED: The Newest Xmastime Chart-Topping Hit!!!!!!

THE BALLAD OF THE LEAF BLOWER by Xmastime (an Xmastime/Suno production)

Current Events

I guess in the end, Graham Platner wasn't a big enough star.

Current Events: Iran

I think it's officially time to send in Obama's negotiating team.

Just Absolutely Fantastic du Jour 🤗❤️

Willie & his sons doing an amazing, spot-on version of a John Lennon classic. 🤗❤️

Peak Rock

This Marah show in Toronto someone just posted was just a few days off from a show Op & saw, a short set opening for Steve Earle on a tour that would soon be cresting that Fall as the absolute peak of Kids in Philly, and the peak of live rock & roll and a personal rebirth for me.

Moi SayMoi just a few months ago:

Kids in Philly will always be known as both their musical peak and their “this is their moment!” peak, it’s both their Sgt. Pepper and their Summer of Love, and I was lucky enough to see a bunch of shows that tour including the record release party & one autumn weekend run in particular that’s still a Top 5 music moment for me; everything magical about music I believed in seemed to be coming into being & focus just for me, and at the center of that in more ways than one was Marah's masterpiece Kids in Philly.

ENJOY! Long live Marah, and long live all the kids in all of us.

Newest Xmastime Original #1 Smash Hit

UPDATE: newer/much better version HERE!!

The Ballad of the Leaf Blower

Xmastime · The Ballad of the Leaf Blower

Coming for the Next 250, America

Good Advice is Good Advice.

The Hot Pockets people would like you to know that the main instructions to cooking a Hot Pocket in the microwave are (checks instructions)(checks instructions again) cook it in the microwave. 🤔🤷‍♂️

 

Current Events

....if Trump is smart he'll use the weather as an excuse to cancel a lot of the July 4th activities so he won't soil himself when nobody shows up.

This Seems Relavent to Today

Moi Say Moi back in 2006:

3) With warm weather coming up I’m bracing myself for the inevitable advice we’ll get during the first heat wave: “Stay inside with the air conditioning on.” Really? Wow, thanks! Because I was gonna cover myself in maple syrup, put on my heaviest wool sweater and spin in circles on the baking asphalt for a while. “Stay inside with the /ac on.” If I could do that, Professor, then I wouldn’t give 2 shits about the heat, now would I? That’s like if I wanna be a millionaire, “Have a million dollars in the bank!” Thanks, JP Morgan.