XMASTIME FILMS

LOOKING OUTSIDE MY WINDOW IN RESTON VA ON A THURSDAY EVENING

Watch Previous Xmastime Films Here

TAKE MY TEENAGE HEAD at 30 🤗🕺🎸🥁❤️

One of Those Days

I mean amirite? 🤷‍♂️😜

Ah well, let's try again tomorrow everybody 👍.

Wannabe THE ONION Headline

SHERYL STILL PICKING AT FUCKING SALAD 47 MINUTES INTO MEETING

Sometimes I Scare Myself with My Own Genius

Should-be Hold Steady lyric:

"And she said man you know I love Iggy
But he's the least incredible thing about I Wanna Be Your Dog
And then she puked lime green Big Gulp all over my Keds"

PREVIOUS HOLD STEADY GENIUS FROM XMASTIME HERE

Was “Unable to Detect” Really Necessary Here? 😡😡😡😡

OMG New Find du Jour

This Dr. Z shit is incredible; the Hader/Oswalt part is off the charts Hall of Fame. 🤗🤣🤣🤣

AMERICAN WORKERS FIRST!!!

...of course we hafta make the TRUMP sign a lot bigger, but still, AMERICAN WORKERS FIRST!!

Green Eyes, Indeed

Green Eyes was a song Dish & I always talked about covering but we never got around to it before I left Brooklyn; I don’t really know DCFC but always happy to share the Grant Hart love. 🤗🕺🎸❤️

NEW XMASTIME SERIES

This is Why Women Hate Us (It Wasn't Me)

Xmastime Films

OUT BEHIND THE MULBERRY TREE

Watch Previous Xmastime Films Here

Canceled Not Canceled du jour

In the year 2026 Anno Dominoes Pizza, I don't think you'd be able to make a fat joke like Coach Reeves does with Coolidge here. 😲😜🤣🤣

BONUS POINTS: in listing the players all at once like this, Coach validates my post about Carver's curiously diverse roster:

...here’s a school in a black neighborhood in South Central, yet there’s room on the team for a Mexican, a Jew, an Italian and, get this, an Irish guy. I’m surprised there wasn’t a benchwarmer with a towel on his head.

 

In other words, was The White Shadow the earliest case of DEI? Kinda like George Harrison being the first Tea Partier? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

Incredibly Overlooked/Underrated Incredible Supremes Song

I've only just now realized the backing track for this is shocking, it seems to sway from left to right at various times and is so good that it's almost a shame there's any singing over top of it - and yes that even includes the mighty mighty Supremes WHO YOU PEOPLE KNOW I LOVE LOVE LOVE SO GET OFF MY ASS ABOUT THIS ONE!!!

Besides, this was their first hit after Diana Ross left so I don't feel so bad anyway. 

Xmastime Films

THE MYSTERY OF MURDICK'S FUDGE

Watch Previous Xmastime Films Here

Xmastime Films

UNCLE GREG’S SUPER-DUPER 🔥🔥🔥 WEGMANS DEAL OF THE WEEKEND 🔥🔥🔥 😲🤯🤗🕺💰💰

Watch Previous Xmastime Films Here

Memory Lane du jour

I've posted about it a million times over the last two decades but it's probably been a while since I last posted one of my favorite documentaries of all times, Rick Sebak's classic Sandwiches That You Will Like.

Enjoy!

In America

Chickens coming home to roost:

“There are two ways to make sure your executive is a good leader — either by selecting people of good character or putting limits on what they can do — and America and Israel today have failed at both,” Mukunda said. “This war is the most perfect example of what happens when you disdain all forms of expertise, knowledge and principles, in favor of gut instincts.” Experts had predicted everything that went wrong in the war. 

Unfortunately, no part of knowing this matters one bit since we've decided as a nation to determinedly double down on stupid no matter how many times we're proven wrong.

Garfield du Jour

Crowd on DC Metro Slowly Begins to Realize Train Moving Again Means They’re Not Gonna Get an Encore From the Air Drummer Who Just Got Off

This...

...THIS is what the internet was made for!