Tuesday, November 20, 2018

Thoughts. I Have Them.

Seems pretty ridiculous that in 2018 the # hasn’t made it onto the first set of special character options.

Thoughts. I Have Them.

This is a curiously available website. 

Honestly, People

In all seriousness I can’t believe nobody’s made the connection about where as a nation we’ve seen Trump’s hair before.

Questions. I Have Them.

Has anyone asked how someone with Trump's money can have such a crappy fake tan? 🤔

#JawsLife


A Riddle.

Wonder which party he voted for. Oh well a complete mystery, I guess.

Thoughts. I Have Them.

‪If Hallmark holiday movies have taught me anything, it’s that tiny towns in the middle of nowhere have curiously robust taxi cab services. 🤔

WWI at 100

No show ever conveyed the utter madness of war like Blackadder did.

Thoughts. I Have Them.

If Ahmad Rashad asks you to be a groomsman at his next wedding I’d suggest some serious self-reflection on your part. 🤔

Thing That Actually Happened Last Weekend

I think I just had an argument about whether or not Bounty paper towels are really the “quicker picker-upper” with an 8 year-old who finally admitted she’d never used any other brand.

State du Moi

Can’t really say that arguing with a two year-old through clenched teeth to turn down Peppa Pig on his iPad so I could better hear Lifetime’s latest classic movie Sorority Stalker is my proudest moment of the day.

Ahh, Memories!


OFAH Top 10

You can't go wrong with any Top 10 list of Only Fools and Horses episodes but this one only has 2 that are also on my list, which is obviously the one you should consider to be definitive. 


Thursday, November 08, 2018

This is the Greatest Twitter Thread of My Lifetime.
































Friday, November 02, 2018

Thoughts. I Have Them.

I'm fairly shocked that It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia hasn’t done a straight-up parody of Rocky. Charlie as Rocky, Frank as Mickey and the Waitress as Adrian. 

Thanksgiving Covers Everybody!!!

The folks over at Eater are asking which food magazine has the best Thanksgiving cover this year.

Me? I vote for the Southern Living one, I like the way the dishes look like they're cascading down.

Memory Lane du Jour.

I once had a woman say "I want you to fuck me like an animal." I was shocked. "Oh my god," I said, "you heard about that??!?!!?"

Wednesday, October 31, 2018

State du Moi.

Me, 5 weeks ago: “Dammit that’s it, I’m finally getting a microwave so I can easily steam bags of vegetables and be much healthier. Enough eating pure crap!”

What I’ve cooked in it to date: popcorn.

Thoughts. I Have Them.

After watching and loving A League of Their Own for years I suddenly wonder why we were always ok with Marla Hooch ditching the team mid-season to marry a guy she met after her season had already started. 

State du Moi.

I own 4 belts and don't fucking like any of them.

Something You Should Know About Me.

I saw Andy Pettitte pitch at Yankee Stadium in three different decades.