If he can go from being told he’d always be a total nothing to someone whose life 25 years after his death is rolling down the hill picking up more & more meaning like snow on a snowball, then maybe the rest of us can too, no matter how we start out. Roll on, everybody. 4.15.2001
I'm putting the odds of Trump at some point before the 2024 election declaring that people should vote for him because he's the second coming of Christ (if he could in fact stomach making himself the #2 in this scenario) and losing 0 votes because of it at approximately 100%.It's only a matter of time before MAGA declares Trump to be the second coming of Jesus Christ; if he wins there will be an immediate pivot to declare that Jesus was born in America, and within 10 years this will be considered standard doctrine.
Just now I notice for the first time that Trump's father's middle name is "Christ"? So now Trump gets to actually be "humble" when he starts saying "now now, I would never say I'm the son of God....but I am the son of Christ."
If you're doubting whether or not Trump's idiot followers believe he's the second coming of Christ, note how it literally never matters what he says, they will always twist & interpret it however they wish it to be just like they do with the one book they allow themselves to pretend to read.
It's no wonder Christian nationalists love Trump so much - just like their God he's petty, needy, vengeful & always offering a promise juuuuuuuuuuuuuust over the horizon should they stay loyal to him that they can never quite attain.
Of course the people who most consider themselves to be Christians are also the ones who treat Trump like they do their god: he speaks in gibberish meant to be interpreted to mean whatever they want, and then they give him all their money. 🤔🤷♂️
...bad pause timing that makes you regret walking back into the room. 😬
And yes, it all sounds as amazing as this clip does. 😜🤣🤣🤣
Interview with longtime Xmastime buddy Serge Bielanko from Marah; pretty nice semi-career-spanning run through - some great Float Away stuff! 🤗 - tho I wish he'd kept going at least through 2005's If You Didn't Laugh You'd Cry but oh well; also nice to see him blow up my old hood Oxford, MS. 🤗🕺🎸❤️
I must be dreaming because apparently they've invented my dream job, slobbering around with dogs:
New York-based pet health and nutrition company Spot & Tango is looking for two contractors to sniff dog breath and accept dog kisses for a price. The subscription brand posted job listings on its careers website for a dog breath sniffer and a dog kisser this week, and the qualifications are plenty.And yes I do have the perfect candidate, which I will now prove in two parts: the one and only Del Boy Trotter!
The company’s ideal breath sniffer is someone who “can detect even the faintest hint of funk,” according to the job description. A strong sense of smell and a love for dogs are must-haves.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand it turns out he has a great sniffer as well! 🤗 What the hell, if I must lose out on this dream job to someone else, I'm glad it's Del Boy. 🤗🤣🤣🤣🤣
@classicuk.tv Del Boy & Mickey Pearce - What's that smell? #onlyfoolsandhorses #ukcomedy #uksictom #UKTV ♬ original sound - ClassicUK.TV
How can these motherfuckers be almost twice as much per pound just because they're in a bag????!!?!? 😲😲😡😡😡😡
I like to be in the middle of hurriedly buttoning the top button of my shirt whenever I'm walking out my apartment door so if anybody sees me they'll think I was just finishing up with some rambunctious sex.I have just very recently discovered that this particular skill does not necessarily transfer to walking off an elevator.
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