Tuesday, August 09, 2022
Sketch Comedy Idea
Truth Time
PSA
If π you π want π higher π taxes π on π super-wealthy π people π stop π voting π only π super-wealthy π people π into π office.
Sate du Moi
Thoughts. I Have Them.
I mean how far away are we really from detectives solving murders based on studying a suspect’s streaming tendencies? π€π€·♂️
Egg Foo What?!
Oy, Vey!
Sometimes I hafta say things here on Xmastime that are more stupid than normal but if I don't get them out of my head I'll go nuts. Today's example:
Someone really needs to write a play starring all dogs called Dog on a Hot Tin Ruff.
I mean, see what I'm saying here, people?
Things I Like
A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, toast with butter, Apollo 8, Garfield, the "slightly pull the car up while someone's trying to get in" gag, dogs with their heads sticking out car windows, wood paneling, pork egg foo young, rain, Roadrunner (Modern Lovers), the green type in Hulu’s search bar, Marah, Without Feathers, hour 3 of a wedding reception, French women, Rob Brydon, Indiana high school basketball, whenever anyone else cancels an appointment, The Star-Spangled Girl (the play not the movie), Cheaper by the Dozen (the book not the movie grrrrr), 1995, Camille Claudel, the perfect pen, hotels, witnessing the slow-moving car crash of when some guy replies to "I'm ______ and I'll be your waitress" with "I'm ______ and I'll be your customer!", The Red Green Show, dinner parties at 100 Metro, Robert Kennedy, the first warm sock out of the dryer, the #7, honest waiters, Russell Edson, Rankin/Bass animation, Soup (the books not the “food”), Queen Elizabeth II (sorry, I),"Bobby Jean", my orange bear hat, Ball Four, The Steven Banks Show, French Vanilla anything, Porridge (the sitcom not the disgusting "food"), a paperback with the perfect floppiness to it, oranges, Downton Abbey, shag carpet, the first 3 Ed Burns movies, peas, knowing it's about to rain, Paul McCartney, Peter Tinniswood, Cheerios, the Starbucks mobile ordering app, any toaster with more than two slots, bears, watching car tail lights crossing a bridge at night, refrigerator ice machines that work, nodding & saying "fellas" whenever I walk by two dogs together, rye bread, That Thing You Do!, Martin Short, Square Books in Oxford Mississippi, Hayday, my feet in the grass, Jeff Lamp, the thrill of an upcoming rest stop with several great fast food options, women, 7/06/1957, vintage 1970s Pizza Hut, Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares (obviously the UK one and not the awful US version), kids who actually try to be funny, The Replacements, great straws, "What's Happening!!", Rocco DiSpirito's "The Restaurant", Christmas lights, Carol Burnett, The Turkey's Nest, thunder, "Only Fools and Horses", the fries at the bottom of the bag, the first "Mad Men" office, the Williamsburg Softball League 2003-2012, Coach Bobby Finstock, "Animal Farm" by The Kinks, London Fog, cloth couches, DT & the Shakes, Norman Lear, taking the train, a sportcoat you don’t want to take off, frozen waffles, Bill Russell, Stove Top stuffing, the mingling of generations at weddings, carpeting, BritBox, front porches, Stephen Merchant, sheepdog drone work videos, Ralph Malph, canceled meetings,
Monday, August 08, 2022
Yes But Who the Eff Set Up All the Equipment?
If you've ever wondered how 1000 musicians playing the iconic riffs the 58 year old classic 'You Really Got Me" sounds, today is your day! Rockin'1000 is a group of pro musicians that perform classic rock songs in concert together. From their 2019 concert at Stade de France: pic.twitter.com/JrkE3QaTkM
— The Kinks (@TheKinks) August 8, 2022
Things I Like
Thoughts. I Have Them.
Sometimes I wonder if Republicans are truly terrible or if there’s just a lot of people who think politics is like watching a movie and doesn’t actually affect people (least of all themselves of course). π€π€·♂️
Ummm…
…you people know I’m an aspiring Anglophile but if “marmalade sandwiches” are a real thing then I guess England can just go fuck off already.
Questions. I Have Them.
Has anyone written the movie yet where Trump gets re-elected and then spends his entire second term accepting $$$ to let Republicans hunt and kill people who didn’t vote for him?
Movie Ideas. I Have Them.
Sunday, August 07, 2022
Things I Like
Saturday, August 06, 2022
Things I Like
Friday, August 05, 2022
Things I Like
Questions. I Have Them.
I wonder if the world really started going to hell the minute we started letting actors call themselves “storytellers”? π€π€·♂️π