Friday, July 26, 2024
Tonight, on JEOPARDY!
THE Greatest Moment of My Life?
😬😬😬😬
OMG🤣🤣🤣🤣 du Jour
I AM SO JEALOUS I DIDN'T COME UP WITH THIS!!!!!!!! (click thru them all!!) 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I HAVE JUST ABOUT HAD IT
AND THEY EVEN DID THE SAME THING WITH GEORGE JONES FOR CHRISSAKE!!!
Questions. I Have Them.
Yes America, It’s the $%@! Guns
Total # of years any Beatle has lived there: 260
Total # of Beatles shot to death by a gun: 0
USA
Total # of years any Beatle has lived there: 9
Total # of Beatles shot to death by a gun: 1
A Review of Pizza Hut's New "Tavern-Style" Pizza
THE PIZZA WHEN MADE INTO A PIZZA SANDWICH: B-
Also, they should save money on the bullshit "Tavern" thing & just call this what it is, "thin crust".
On JD fucking Vance
But hey, good luck on being "The One", JD.
Every Fucking Word
Hooooly shit you guys wanna see a dead body pic.twitter.com/q00rKtUJUq
— Jessica (Ka) Burbank (@JessicaLBurbank) July 26, 2024
Thursday, July 25, 2024
Garfield du Jour
I've never commented on any of these before, but how disappointing is it that in the last frame Garfield doesn't do one of his patented smarmy "Jon just stepped in it" looks directed at the audience? Maybe Davis hadn't developed that yet, just over a year into the strip? 🤔 🤷♂️
THINGS I LIKE: The Audio Series
On April 30, 2022 I started a daily series in which I would simply list
one thing hat I like every day for an entire year. I've decided to
started a short podcast, just a minute or two every day, going through
each entry day-by-day for the next year. Enjoy!
Day 10: THE GREEN TYPE IN HULU’S SEARCH BAR
PREVIOUS ENTRIES HERE
Statements. I Make Them.
State du moi
I Got the Broke-Down No Count Goddam Escalator Blues, Baby
I commute to work three days a week on the DC Metro & it is INCREDIBLY rare to go the entire three days without AT LEAST one of the escalators not working; here's
CLICK HERE FOR PREVIOUS ESCALATOR BULLSHIT
Xmastime on Men
So I agree with David Frum that when it comes to masculinity, Republicans have become everything they once accused Democrats of being:
Republicans have become full-on hysterics, screaming about voting machines and Hunter Biden and drag queens while trying to impeach Kamala Harris for … being female while on duty, or something. John Adams once said of George Washington that he had “the gift of silence.” I wish some Republican men had it. My ears have had to endure GOP officials who cannot stop talking—the streams of gibberish from Trump, the self-contradicting sophism of Lindsey Graham, the babbling of the insufferable Vivek Ramaswamy.
I also know this: The real men are not the ones who have to keep crowing about manliness and putting down women. Real men serve their nation, their community, and their family, and unlike Trump and his elected Republican coterie, they do it without whining or demanding credit.
Xmastime Dictionary
STUFFOCATE
[stuhf-uh-keyt]
Verb (used with object), suf·fo·cat·ed, suf·fo·cat·ing.
"Xmastime was feeling very stuffocated when the lady filming his most recent mother/daughter threesome fuck sesh refused to take more than three Stove Top stuffing breaks throughout the shoot."
Wednesday, July 24, 2024
THINGS I LIKE: The Audio Series
On April 30, 2022 I started a daily series in which I would simply list one thing hat I like every day for an entire year. I've decided to started a short podcast, just a minute or two every day, going through each entry day-by-day for the next year. Enjoy!
Day 10: ROADRUNNER (MODERN LOVERS)
PREVIOUS ENTRIES HERE