Wednesday, September 09, 2026

1-Sentence Xmastime Movie Review: The Inbetweeners (Coming in 2027)

They better not make the same mistake Ed Burns did in his 2025 Brothers McMullen update with newfound families nobody gives a shit about; just give us 90 minutes of these four fucking idiots destroying each other & we’ll be perfectly fine, thank you very much.

Heros. They Walk Amongst Us.

Trump to Mark Solemn Moment His Building Was Briefly the Tallest in New York City

I Will Ask Once Again, People: Part 2

WHEN THE HELL ARE WE FINALLY GETTING OUR OFFICIAL DEFINITIVE LAST DANCE-ESQUE DAVID THOMPSON DOCUMENTARY??!?!?!? 😡😡😡

Thursday, September 03, 2026

Christmas Ideas. I Have Them.

Tracy Ullman's incredible They Don't Know should be a sad Christmas song; there should be a version in which "they don't know about us" is replaced with "they don't know Christmas" "everybody loves Christmas".

You're welcome, Earf!! Tracy Ullman, call me! 🕺

RANDOM OLD XMASTIME COMMENTS I NEVER SAW

From 2006.



Wednesday, September 02, 2026

It Was 20 Years Ago (Yester)Day

It was an all-time thrill, having my song Hope You Had Fun on the Smash or Trash segment of the all-time legendary Tom Scharpling's The Best Show:
For you Hayday fans out there, check out Greg on WFMU. Scroll down to the August 29 show and click. Scroll ahead to about the 2 hours and 30 minutes mark and sit back, enjoy.

(Some of you Marah fans & friends of Xmastime MIGHT recognize a few of the call-in voices 😜🤣🕺🎸)

I'm also glad to finally be able to post the clip of it here after all these years and don't worry yes I cut out the actual playing of the song (it's a great song but 6 minutes is 6 minutes, you can listen to it HERE.)

As I said 20 years ago (yester)day, enjoy!

Current Events Question

Can you do Epstein Island next?



Tuesday, September 01, 2026

NEW XMASTIME SERIES

This is Why Women Hate Us (It Wasn't Me)

This is definitely the worst one yet. Congrats, piss boys! 😡


 

Monday, August 31, 2026

Xmastime Pro Tip: Interior Decorating

Wanna double the number of wireless lamps in the room? Put them by a window at night - PRESTO!


What's the German Word...

...for suddenly realizing you're older than Larry David was when Curb Your Enthusiasm debuted? 😬

Holy Crap du Jour

Is this the first time I've ever seen a YouTube video that's hit the 20 years ago milestone?? 😲😲😲🤯🤯🤯


 

Saturday, August 29, 2026

A Note on the Interior Gatefold of The Beatles Red & Blue Compilation Albums

Did you really have to use the same photo for both? Really? NO others pictures of these guys floating around you coulda thrown in there for the fans instead? FFS it's not like now where we have access to every photo ever taken; back in 1973 you'd thirst for photos of your heroes like water in a desert. NOT cool, Apple Records! 😡