Current Events

I don’t know how serious or unserious reports of Trump considering bringing back the draft for his bullshit war may be, but I do know that the odds of him announcing that he’s drafting only people from Blue states he lost in the election are not 0%.

THIS Is What the Internet was Supposed to Be Made For

It Took 4 Years But It Finally Happened, People

Locker #1 for my package. I'm verklempt. 🥲

(It was soap.) 

 

XOTD2022

DON'T make me ask Paul for the money himself guys, NOT COOL! 😡

 

I'll Never Announce When I Win the Lottery....

...but there will be signs.

Xmastime Films

XMASTIME ANNOUNCES HE'S RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT IN 2028

Trump Waiting for 9th War to End So He Gets 10th for Free

Questions. I Have Them.

How's it possible there's no Las Vegas professional sports team called the Odds?

Documentary Ideas. I Have Them.

10-part doc series about the glory days of when the box set was the stone-cold no-doubt-about-it goddam holy grail Christmas gift.

Current Events

What’s the last of its principles that MAGA will toss away the second Trump tells them to?

Small government. 2nd amendment. No wars. America first. No more corruption in the DC swamp. Epstein files. Family values. Christianity. "Billionaires only wanna create jobs!"........... ?

New (not really) Xmastime Series!

I call this one, "Shitty Comments I Make in My Head That I Don't Actually Post Because I Don't Wanna Put Such a Thing Out into the World". Enjoy, everybody! 

FIRST TIME EVER: 3 different choices, YOU people choose the winner!! 

 

 

This last one I almost didn't have the guts to post here, it's especially cruel since it's not even to the original poster but to someone only trying to help. 😬

Xmastime So Sayeth, So Sayeth Xmastime

Billionaires and religion are the exact same; perfectly fine in & of themselves, but since we insist on inserting each into our national politics they'll very soon be the undoing of America as a democracy.

Questions. I Have Them.

In The Last Dance it's revealed that Michael Jordan's greatest vice was his competitiveness; is this the single greatest real-life example of the job interview "I'd say my greatest weakness is I'm a workaholic" trope? 🤔🤷‍♂️

Insta du Jour, II

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Insta du Jour

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Lorne Michaels Starting to Think Promotion Just Not Gonna Happen, Starts a LinkedIn Account

Happy "March 7 is the Day I Met Bruce Springsteen" Day 🤗🕺❤️

I'll Say This.

The only good small talk is elevator small talk because if I can get off a really good joke right away then I can rather furtively hit a button to get off immediately; or course after that I hafta hope nobody else is around to see me stand in front of the elevator I just off like a fucking idiot but the good lord only really gives us all the burden we can handle at once, right?

XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM: Wherever You Listen To Better Podcasts

#xmastimerocks2026 

Fixed It.