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Thursday, December 05, 2019

Thank You LeBron!

Finally, some competition for THE SINGLE GREATEST WALK OF ALL TIME.

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Wednesday, December 04, 2019

Trigger is the Best

God bless Trigger😂😂😂pic.twitter.com/UXzcwDlDNb
— Only Fools & Horses (@OFAHCentral) December 4, 2018

Does This Make Me Better Than You?

OF COURSE THIS MAKES ME BETTER THAN YOU!!!!

Tuesday, December 03, 2019

If you’ve ever wondered why I always say that while Bob Mould was great it was actually Grant Hart that MADE Hüsker Du, just listen to Flip Your Wig. It’s a Bob song that Grant completely makes his own. Superslice!!!

NYC 2017 Memory

Nice to see somebody humbly accept their place.

Born (Unfortunately) in the USA

The fact that I can't watch THIS because I'm not in Europe DRIVES ME FUCKING NUTS!!!!!

Monday, December 02, 2019

State du Moi

Just dubbed the Monday after a four-day weekend as a “Double Monday” and now I am the goddam office hero.

Hmm.

I think the insight here is that after more than 3 years Mike Pence hasn't been able to curb Trump's repulsive nature a single iota, which makes the idea that he magically will now beyond laughable.

Wait this is a thing HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS???!!!!

Weekend II

Conversations with an my year-old goddaughter:

Her: “M______ says I’ve never seen a unicorn!”

Me: “Yeah. You haven’t.”

Must Say...

...THIS has legit become one of my favorite things about Thanksgiving. 🤗 I AM NOT MADE OF STONE, PEOPLE!

The Waltons, Bitches!

Guys I’m watching The Waltons and it’s an episode in which John Boy has his manhood tested by going hunting for the first time but nobody gives Ben any shit for being too scared to sleep in his own bed BECAUSE THERE’S A GODDAM MOUSE UNDER IT!!!!!

Weekend.

And the moment the guy at 7-11 said “I’m not gonna charge you for the pizza”, expectations had officially been set. #madeitthrough2bites

Of course they do. Lincoln freed the slaves.

Oh FFS.

Our fetishizing billionaires as neophyte politicians is especially comforting given the fact that we’ve now allowed Trump to set the precedent of a sitting president flowing taxpayer money into his private business with wild, unfettered abandon.

Sunday, December 01, 2019

Interesting.

‪Sure Charles M. Schultz had no problem introducing an African-American to the Peanuts gang but he drew the line at letting anyone sit within 10 feet of him at the dinner table. #wtf #charliebrownthanksgiving

World War I

The history books won’t tell you the story of the man who tried to bring Casual Fridays to the trenches of the Somme, but you’re damn right it happened.