Incredible Overlooked Kelly Moment in THE OFFICE 🤣🤣🤣🤣

An Open Letter to THE NEW YORKER

Dear THE NEW YORKER,

This would have been much funnier if it was the rat talking instead of the guy on the right.

I remain,
Xmastime

Life & How to Live It

Live your life like when you're adding ground beef to pasta – don't be afraid to throw in the grease.

Ummmm...

..."overnight"? Does this mean I'll shit myself in bed while I'm sleeping? GREAT. 

FINALLY du Jour

FINALLY Xmastime buddy Rrthur (YES ladies, THAT Rrthur) has started getting his old band Idle's albums up & streaming; we start with their 1993 debut DOWNERS PHARMACY 🤗🕺🎸🥁

"But Xmastime", you say in the voice of Craig “Ironhead” Heyward from those soap commercials (RIP), “isn't the the band you recorded what's generally considered to be the single-greatest musical recording of all time with, TAKE MY TEENAGE HEAD????!!!"

Sigh. Yes it is, faithful readers, YES it is but FOR ONCE this isn't about me!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

Dafuck du Jour

How can Bob Dylan be Bob Dylan & not show up at First Avenue a coupla weeks ago? You're the very avatar of protest music & love to tell people you're from Minnesota so you seem like "one of the folks!" and yet you let Bruce Springsteen walk into First Avenue & do your job while you're bleating out another unintelligible version of some obscure "lost treasure!" song that would push the most Dylan of Dylan fans to their limits? Dafuck Bob Dylan? 😡😡😡😡

Jiminy Glick, Absolutely on Fire 🔥🤣🤣🤣

Riddle Me This.

Peanuts. M&Ms. Why no peanut M&Ms?

 

Damn You Cheerios You Know I Am Not Mode of Stone 😡

Oh There It Is 👍

Xmastime So Sayeth, So Sayeth Xmastime

Everybody gives Cosby shit for the crazy sweaters he wore on The Cosby Show but he should be getting way more shit for the weird fancy pajamas he always wore.

Kudos du Jour

Kudos to PANDA HOUSE for giving my beloved egg foo young some real front-row Uber love here!! 🤗🕺❤️

 

This...

...is my newest favorite joke ever. 🤣🤣👏👏

via thejoshmandlshow

Questions. I Have Them.

Has anybody ever wondered what happened at the next-to-the last supper? 🤔🤷‍♂️

On the General Feeling We've All Come To Regarding Halls of Fame in General

I feel like every Hall of Fame was kind of started around the same time & we’ve all simultaneously & suddenly kinda become tired of them all at the same time.

Xmastime Films

VALENTINE'S DAY, WITH XMASTIME

Great, All That's Missing is Urine. #gettheblacklightyall

Current Events

Imagine how much further along with their march to fascism the Trump Regime would be if they didn't have to devote so much time & energy to protecting the largest pedophilia sex trafficking ring in American history. Sad!

A Rollercoaster of Emotions, with Xmastime

At first I was like of eff this fucker, Unplugged had some really amazing moments & was if nothing else REAL music, but then in the end she had me about to run through a damn wall for her so hey. 🤷‍♂️

 

Blown Opportunity Alert

I saw this first one on the left & my eyes lit up but then I saw all the others didn’t start with “when” and now I’m so fucking miffed I can’t line them up to the tune of The Diarrhea Song. 😡😡😡😡