"Life isn't fair. If there was ever a fair time for the Yankees to win the World Series, that was the year." - Scott Brosius

Incredible Comedy Sketch du Jour

Not only is it hilarious but its succinctness may be seriously challenged only by my all-time #1, Monty Python's fish-slapping sketch. 🤣🤣🇬🇧

1-Sentence Xmastime Movie Review: Super-rare YouTube Series Edition

After making it thru a grueling 7 of its 26 minutes I now feel 100% confident in reporting the only thing in this turd that’s even remotely watchable is a kid wearing a t-shirt that says “I’m no gynecologist but I’ll take a look.”

A Message for Weird Al Yankovic

Don't say no until you've tried it with a full band: White Riot parodied as White Rice.

You're welcome! 🤗🕺🎸🇬🇧 

25 YEARS LATER: It Ain't No Sin to Be Glad You're Alive.

Parking Lot 🤗 🐶🐶

1-Sentence Xmastime Movie Review: The Inbetweeners (Coming in 2027)

They better not make the same mistake Ed Burns did in his 2025 Brothers McMullen update with newfound families nobody gives a shit about; just give us 90 minutes of these four fucking idiots destroying each other & we’ll be perfectly fine, thank you very much.

Heros. They Walk Amongst Us.

Trump to Mark Solemn Moment His Building Was Briefly the Tallest in Lower Manhattan

I Will Ask Once Again, People: Part 2

WHEN THE HELL ARE WE FINALLY GETTING OUR OFFICIAL DEFINITIVE LAST DANCE-ESQUE DAVID THOMPSON DOCUMENTARY??!?!?!? 😡😡😡

Xmastime Films

SNOWFLAKE IN CHIEF, #2

Watch Previous SNOWFLAKE IN CHIEF Films Here

#TeamJonStewart

Garfield du Jour

Garfield du Jour

Christmas Ideas. I Have Them.

Tracy Ullman's incredible They Don't Know should be a sad Christmas song; there should be a version in which "they don't know about us" is replaced with "they don't know Christmas" "everybody loves Christmas".

You're welcome, Earf!! Tracy Ullman, call me! 🕺

RANDOM OLD XMASTIME COMMENTS I NEVER SAW

From 2006.

It Was 20 Years Ago (Yester)Day

It was an all-time thrill, having my song Hope You Had Fun on the Smash or Trash segment of the all-time legendary Tom Scharpling's The Best Show:

For you Hayday fans out there, check out Greg on WFMU. Scroll down to the August 29 show and click. Scroll ahead to about the 2 hours and 30 minutes mark and sit back, enjoy.

(Some of you Marah fans & friends of Xmastime MIGHT recognize a few of the call-in voices 😜🤣🕺🎸)

I'm also glad to finally be able to post the clip of it here after all these years and don't worry yes I cut out the actual playing of the song (it's a great song but 6 minutes is 6 minutes, you can listen to it HERE.)

As I said 20 years ago (yester)day, enjoy!

Xmastime · Greg Best show SMASH OR TRASH from 2006 9.2.2026

Current Events Question

Can you do Epstein Island next?

NEW XMASTIME SERIES

This is Why Women Hate Us (It Wasn't Me)

This is definitely the worst one yet. Congrats, piss boys! 😡

 

Xmastime Pro Tip: Interior Decorating

Wanna double the number of wireless lamps in the room? Put them by a window at night - PRESTO!