Country Snooze

I don't wanna make today all about watching television but after two episodes I cant help but marvel that the geniuses over at Showtime have somehow taken George Jones (Michael Shannon!) and made him boring af. Wow. ZZZzzzzzzzzzzz.

"But Xmastime", you say in the voice of Craig “Ironhead” Heyward from those soap commercials (RIP), “didn't you say the same thing about the Hank Williams movie a few years ago?"

Sigh. Yes I did, faithful readers, YES I did.

DAFUCK is wrong with these people?!?!?! Is draining the life out of incredibly wild, charismatic characters their superhero powers?!?!?!