Friday, January 18, 2008

An Open Letter to the Guide on My TV:

It's Star Wars you dipshit, not Star Wars IV: A New Hope. What the fuck. How do you take a movie that's been a classic for three decades and all of a sudden change the fucking name?

Also: am I high, or do I see that at 2pm on ESPN they're televising the Major League Soccer Draft? I'm going back to freaking bed. Jesus.

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