TOTAL package:
1) Ridiculously huge teeth
2) Understands my "cover up the forehead = sexy" theorum
3) Old enough to be my grandmother
4) Likes cooking
5) Knows Gordon personally
6) With some squinting, reminds one of Chrissie Hynde
7) Seems vaguely drunk
The perfect woman.
Janet Street Porter + Xmastime 4ever!!!
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