I saw this photo in the Daily News this morning, about the school terror scare.
Umm...are you shitting me? THESE are our cops??!?!? I thought I was looking at a re-enactment of the opening credits from "What's Happening!!"!!!! For fuck's sake, did these lardasses just realize they have 2 minutes to get to Mickey D's before they stop serving breakfast?
I'm convinced I should become a bank robber now; there's no way these fat fucks can catch even me. And they're all over the place; when's the last time you saw a cop that looked like he or she was in shape? I think we know what's causing global warming now. Jesus.
Maybe I should apply for a job with the police; apparently being repulsively obese is not a dealbreaker. Boy, do I feel safe now!
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN FLABULOUS!!!!
1 comment:
friend of mine tried robbing a bank- he was lithe & quick but didn't manage to dodge a cop's speeding bullet. glanced off his head, went to jail.
work on your side to side maneuvers first.
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