Cows

The one ding in the theory of evolution in my eyes is cows. What the fuck - we have spent century after century shredding cows of their meat, their flesh, their fur, their milk; EVERYthing we can gets our mitts on from a cow, we're taking. And yet cows haven't changed at all. They've stayed the exact same - they still just stand there like fucking idiots in the middle of fields. All the things listed above we've taken from them, and you can pretty much run up to a cow in a pasture screaming at the top of your lungs waving a lighter and a bottle of BBQ sauce, and it just stands there with that dumb, blank stare at it chews on some more fucking grass. "Hi! Wanna reach under me and rob my body of some free milk, stranger? You got it!"

They haven't even learned to camouflage themselves. You'd think their hides would be green by now. Nope. White and black. Usually in spots, so you you're sure who to blow away with a stun gun to get some steak chops.

Cows. Fucking idiots.

Oh, look. They can't even get fucking right.