Dammit!

I don't have a lot of regrets in this lifetime; my dash to failure usually unburdens me of any hopes and real dreams. But I do fucking hate the fact that I didn't come up with the phrase "Bark Mitzvah", like this guy did. Geez. Cap doffed. My biggest regret right now.

Second place? Not investing in fire, cause the fucking Yankees are going down in flames* :(





* I just made that up!!!! See - I turn regrets into lemonade!