Yes, I Know I'm Going to Hell

So a plane crashes, and who survives? A fucking dj. Grrrr. What does it take to get rid of these worthless motherfuckers? "Look, I can turn on my iTunes, gimme $10,000." Fiery plane crash, nope, sorry, DJ survives. Human cockroaches.

Also, I keep hearing about the Blink-182 guy's burns. Really? How the fuck can they tell?