Herro!

In today's My GrownUp & Me Class the "teacher" read the customary book or two, and then pulls out a Chinese calendar to show the kids. I don't know where this came from; and when I see one of these things I automatically look for Roung Asian porn on it. Is that wrong? Yes and no - yes as in yes it's wrong; no as in I ruvs me some Asian porn.

ANYway - as the kids are running up to rlook at it, the woman next to me remarks "oh, these kids are probably pigs!" To which I instantly replied "well, look at their mothers." Which was not only greeted by no laugh, but a slightly horrified look from said woman.

Of course about ten minutes ago I realized she meant THE YEAR OF THE PIG, as in what year they were born.

Sigh.