Xmas Gaga

If you run into me today, you should know that I'm responding only as Lady Gaga.

"Hey Xmas, what's up?"
"I wanna hold em' like they do in Texas Plays"
"What?"
"Fold em' let em' hit me raise it baby stay with me (I love it)"
"What the..."
"My P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face"
"Anyways, you got that contract signed?"
" Mum mum mum mah"
" - "
"Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin"
(gives up)

All day long...starting NOW!