Since nothing else has worked, I have decided to losing weight via humiliation - HERE I will post my daily intake of food and (lack of) exercise. The hope obviously is that having to post what I shovel in every day will embarrass me into eating like a human being.
Cause that might finally embarrass me into losing weight...as opposed to being, I dunno, a big fat fuck who gets laid less often than Pigpen. We'll see. Burp. Enjoy.