If You Follow Baseball Every Day, You Will Go Fucking Crazy

Last night's Yankees "the regulars are still hung over from champagne" lineup against Kansas City:

Gardner CF
Cabrera LF
Cano 2B
Posada DH
Hinske 3B
Duncan RF
Miranda 1B
Cervelli C
Pena SS

Result: easy, breezy 8-2 win, complete with dugout hijinks ("Joe Girardi was smiling after the game as he recounted the first career home run for Ramiro Pena. The veterans in the dugout gave him the silent treatment at first before surrounding the rookie and slapping him on the back. The kid was awarded the championship belt afterward.")

Tonight's lineup:

Jeter SS
Damon LF
Teixeira 1B
Rodriguez 3B
Matsui DH
Swisher RF
Gardner CF
Molina C
Pena 2B

Result: Losing 3-2 in the fucking 7th. For fuck's sake.