WASHINGTON — Khalid Shaikh Mohammed, the self-described mastermind of the terrorist attacks of Sept. 11, 2001, and four other men accused in the plot will be prosecuted in federal court in New York City, the United States attorney general announced Friday.This is pretty exciting, since I'll have a front-row seat to whatever it is the GOP is so terrified of re: letting alleged terrorists onto American soil. I mean I've never seen a super-hero live and up close - how will he single handedly destroy us? Is he going to turn into a wolverine, jump out a courtroom window and then use his telekinesis to melt the entire island of Manhattan? Is he going to remove his shoe, which turns out has a remote censor to land a comet onto America, destroying it? Can he shoot entire wedding cakes out of his titties? Should the city remove all it's monkey bars?
Will be fascinating to watch.
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